Adult Christmas Stocking Fillers
Ah its the fun of being in a relationship when you can get your loved one a rude or adult stocking filler. It seems like, even though I’m now 33, I’ve not had a Christmas morning without parents or parents-in-law for what seems like 10 years so I’ve often been weary of buying stocking fillers that are too rude or naughty. But if I had no chance of getting “tutts” as my other half emptied her stockings with a load of risque presents fell out, here’s what I’d get:
Nookii From Prezzybox.
It seems that Nookii is one of the most popular adult stocking fillers that isn’t just downright going to make anyone’s eyes water. Nookii is a game for adults who don’t mind baring all – even their wildest fantasies! You can also get the Nookii board game from Passion8, Firebox and Find Me A Gift.
Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator From Love Honey.
I know its a naughty stocking filler, but seeing as its only £9.99 and its got free delivery and it was a winner in the Sex Toy Awards then I thought I’d include it. This is one of those descreet vibrators that your wife or girlfriend could take to work and no-one would know. That is unless they work in a prison or is a pilot then they’re probably going to have to go through some form of security then it might not actually be a great idea!
After Dinner Willies From Find Me A Gift
Like who came up with the idea of After Dinner Willies? It must have been a man surely? What’s even more shocking is that they’re filled with a mint fondant! These things are just plain wrong!!
Men’s Foreplay Timer From Boys Stuff.
It seems that all women seem to complain about the amount of foreplay. And if you’re one of those that wants to make fun of your boyfriend’s or husband’s desire to shorten the amount of time on foreplay and jump straight into the main event then you’re really got to get one of these from Boys Stuff.
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