Stocking Fillers

Now if you’re a little bit on the kinky side then these have got to be one of the best naughty Christmas gifts you can get your wife or girlfriend this year.

There’s a bit of dominating stuff going here too. Its a pair of “turn me on underwear”. Basically its some underwear with a vibrating bullet attached which has seven modes. “So what” you may say. But there’s something a bit more kinky about this one. You can control the vibrations from up to 15 feet away. That’s right, you can be out shopping in you local Sainsbury’s or whatever, and just as she’s about to pay you can whack the vibrator up to level seven and watch her try and keep a straight face. Even better would be whilst she’s about to pay some cheques in at the bank! How cool will that be? I don’t advise its use whilst you’re at your mother in laws, as she may have on in too and I’m sure you wouldn’t want the thought of giving your Mum-in-law a big “O”

You can pick one up from Firebox for a not inconsiderable £59.99.

If you’re looking for an erotic Christmas present for a boyfriend then try the Willy Care Kit or the naked guess who game.

Also try: Ann Summers, Natural Instinct, LoveHoney, Purrsextoys, Sexshop 365, The Toy Farm, Why Sleep, Necia, Figleaves, La Senza, Be Cheeky, Lingerie Express, Natural Figures, Tights Please, Not On The Highstreet, Dorothy Perkins, Why Sleep

But if you’re a tight arse, or tight whatever, here’s some vibrators for under a tenner:

But you may also like to try some naughty costumes such as the naugthy nurse outfit from Lingerie Confidential, or the Adult Wizard Wanda Costume from Joker’s Masquerade or the Adult Snow White from >e-Fancy Dress.

Love Honey also sell the fantastic SaSi By JeJoue Intelligent Rechargeable Vibrator which should could be the best vibrator you’ll ever buy!

Guess Who is a bit old hat now. We’ve all marked the cards and we know the faces inside-out. It’s boring. But now there’s something a bit more interesting – Naked Guess Who. Now this doesn’t mean you have to play the traditional game with no clothes on – simply that the people depicted are naked, nude – have no clothes on!

So if you’re into your naughty adult drinking games then why not spend £19.99 on the Who’s Naked Guessing Game from Find Me A Gift?. What’s more, if you use the voucher code “CHRISTMAS” you’ll get £5 off your order of £30 or more (excluding postage) until 30th November 2008.

After a few pints will you be asking “does he have a big schlong?” or “does she have huge boobies?” – possibly. I’m sure you could have loads of juvenile fun with this.

Here’s some other rude Christmas presents , naughty Christmas gifts, design a beaver magnetic picture maker or the Cock-a-doodle notepad.

If we haven’t blogged about enough naughty Christmas gifts then we find some more! Damn these gift buyers! Now you can buy someone a rude gift that leaves more to their imagination! You can get them a Cock-a-doodle Notepad from Find Me A Gift

To be honest you can’t really argue at forking out £3.99 for this Christmas gift, in fact it could make an ideal Secret Santa Present – but I’ve warned you, if you accidently put the bosses name on it you could get the sack!!

Also make sure you don’t send it to the mother-in-law either!! That’d make for an interesting festive period!

Also, try the Mould A Willy Kit