£5 off £35
AW01SF
£10 off > £75
xmas1075
Free Delivery
GFREE23
Huge Selection
Click Here
5% Off > £25
XMASFIVE
Very Cheap
Click Here
£5 Off > £30
WGVOUCHER2010
Wide Selection
Click Here
Huge Selection
Click Here

Useless Christmas Presents – Horor Sound Machine

There’s one great thing about Christmas and that’s finding all the completely useless Christmas presents that the manufacturers think we’ll like. And one of them is the Horror sound machine. Like why would anyone want to pay £8.99 for a box that makes a variety of horrofic noises if you press one of the 16 buttons?

If you are interested then you could choose from Crow, Door Creaking, Door Knock, Dracula Laugh, Eerie Wind & Leaves, Female Scream, Ghost, Guillotine, Heart Beat, Male Scream, Owl Hoot, Psycho Stab, Spooky Tune, Thunder, Witch Cackle, Wolf Howl as the noises.

I wouldn’t recommend that you gave it to your son for Christmas as I could see him getting into serious trouble scaring the life out of Granny as she sleeps after her Christmas dinner and a few too many Sherries!!

You can get the Horor Sound Machine from:

* Need A Present – £8.99
* Totally Funky – £8.99

Related posts:

  1. Bar Christmas Presents: The Beer Machine
  2. A DVD, Games and Music Vending Machine? Christmas Gifts For The Forgetful
  3. Present Ideas For Dads: Anti Gravity Machine With Globe
  4. Sound Asleep Pillow
  5. Glow In The Dark Gloves – Useless Christmas Presents

Leave a Reply