Rude, Naughty, Cheeky, Sexy Gifts and Games

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My view is that you’ve always got to get your other half a cheeky or naughty Christmas present. I don’t think you can have as much fun on Christmas morning without adding a bit of spice and embarrassment without a sexy or naughty gift.

The general tip, obviously, is not to go too far. How far is too far? Well that depends on the individual but I’m sure most of the gifts below won’t offend:

Best Shops for Naughty Gifts

Find Me A Gift probably have one of the biggest selections of naughty gifts outside of a sex shop. They’re simply awesome. So where do I start? Well they’ve got the Naughty Knot, the usual Naughty Weekend Kits. But they’ve also got a Grow Your Own Willy Kit, a home lap dancing kit, The Ultimate Oral Sex Guide, Willy Soap On A Rope and Chocolate Willy Spread.

Prezzies Plus have a total of 71 Rude Christmas gift ideas! They’ve got the usual 52 Weeks of naughty nights, plus really fantastic gifts such as a Hot Massage Kit, Luv Vibrating Duck, a boob radio, a cool willy kit, Designer Condoms, Dick and Fanny Cloths, an emergency mini vibrator, a selection of Rub my Duckie “vibrators”, an inflatable Mistress, a ring for sex bell, a spank me kit, a Willy award statue, a willy in a box and my favourite – a talking vibrator!

Party Box have some good gifts. They’re not totally original but the prices are nice and low. You can get Jelly Willies, Peppermint Peckers, Lust Dust, Peppermint Nipples,
Willie Bath Bomb and Wind-up boobs.

Need A Present may not be the most adult of Christmas gift shops but they do have a good selection of cheejy gifts such as the Nooki Board Game, the Naughty and Nice gift set, Kama Sutra Weekend Kit & 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights.

Boys Stuff are one of the most popular Christmas gifts retailers and it’s no wonder why – they have a huge selection of presents and good choice of naughty Christmas gifts. They’ve got gifts such as the Naughty Food Hamper, Discover your lover game, Naughty knot, Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters, Moving Naughty Girl Cufflinks, Pin Up Girl Cufflinks, Kama Sutra The Game of Love and the Nurse Dress Up Outfit.

Hawkins Bazaar they’ve got a great list of naughty Christmas gifts which include things like the “Ultimate Book of Filthy Jokes”, Rude Modelling Balloons, Raunchy Wrapping Paper, Rude Origami, The Kama Sutra in Pop Up, Dunking Dickies, Cookie Sutra and the “Designer Beaver”.

Sex Furniture has a great range of erotic furniture to give your sex life a bit more spice. They’ll change your sex life in a fantastic way and ensure that you just don’t rely on your bed being the place where all naughty action takes place, but will let you explore other rooms in the house and positions you didn’t think possible.