If you’re fed up of looking at your boyfriend with cooking juice all over him when he makes your dinner then why not get him a Michelangelo’s David Apron? I’m sure he’s got a fine figure already, but if not, this will sure you he looks even better when you’re stuffing a hot dog down your gob or whilst he’s stuffing the turkey? The price doesn’t look too bad either at just £12.99 from Blushing Buyer.

For something a bit cheapper they’ve got the Happy Man Bottle Stopper which is a stopper to keep your wine fresh, but it’s a man with a large (proportionately) manhood to create a seal. And for just £3.95 it’d make a good stocking filler. You can also pick this up from Blushing Buyer.

If that’s not enough, why not try the Sextivity set of raunchy games for just £11.99? There’s 36 different games to choose from from mild rude games, Medium naughty games and wild sex games.

In fact, Blushing Buyer have some stonkingly good naughty Christmas gifts to give this Xmas.

And why not try the Willy Soap On A Rope?